Porn for Jehovah’s Witnesses

Posted by Dave Hitt
Categorized Under: News
Dated: 14 May 2009
Comments: 4

This is something that ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses will find funny, but leave everyone else scratching their heads and saying “Huh?”

Jehovah’s Witnesses teach that oral and anal sex, even between married people, is wrong, because gay people do it.  (Gay people also kiss and hold hands, but somehow that doesn’t count.)  This is one of their many doctrines that have changed back and forth over the years.  Sometimes it’s a disfellowshiping offense, sometimes it’s not.  I’m not sure of their current stance on it, but whatever it is, you can be sure it will change in the future.  (JWs scorn other churches that make changes in doctrine, but changes in their doctrine are “new truths” to be celebrated and embraced.)

Since JWs are programmed to self-censor anything from outside their organization, I’ve created this piece for them.  It  consists entirely of watchtower quotes, read verbatim, over sexy music.

JW_Porn Left click to play, right click to download.  NSFW.

The text came from this page.   The music is “Perfume” by the group “Adult Only.”  You can find the real thing here.

Episodes 12 – 15

Posted by Dave Hitt
Categorized Under: Episodes
Dated: 14 May 2009
Comments: 6

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Episode 12 – Vampire Lore. Catherine gives Chris a bit of training.

Episode 13 – Consummation. Finally!

Episode 14 – The One Law. Catherine ponders the implications of breaking The One Law.

Episode 15 –  – Bloody Amateur. The newest vamp makes a mess of things.