This is something that ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses will find funny, but leave everyone else scratching their heads and saying “Huh?”<\/p>\n
Jehovah’s Witnesses teach that oral and anal sex, even between married people, is wrong, because gay people do it.\u00c2\u00a0 (Gay people also kiss and hold hands, but somehow that doesn’t count.)\u00c2\u00a0 This is one of their many doctrines that have changed back and forth over the years.\u00c2\u00a0 Sometimes it’s a disfellowshiping offense, sometimes it’s not.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m not sure of their current stance on it, but whatever it is, you can be sure it will change in the future.\u00c2\u00a0 (JWs scorn other churches that make changes in doctrine, but changes in their <\/em>doctrine are “new truths” to be celebrated and embraced.)<\/p>\n Since JWs are programmed to self-censor anything from outside their organization, I’ve created this piece for them.\u00c2\u00a0 It\u00c2\u00a0 consists entirely of watchtower quotes, read verbatim, over sexy music.<\/p>\n JW_Porn<\/a> Left click to play, right click to download.\u00c2\u00a0 NSFW.<\/p>\n The text came from this<\/a> page.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 The music is “Perfume” by the group “Adult Only.”\u00c2\u00a0 You can find the real thing here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is something that ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses will find funny, but leave everyone else scratching their heads and saying “Huh?” Jehovah’s Witnesses teach that oral and anal sex, even between married people, is wrong, because gay people do it.\u00c2\u00a0 (Gay people also kiss and hold hands, but somehow that doesn’t count.)\u00c2\u00a0 This is one of their […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bloodwitness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bloodwitness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bloodwitness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bloodwitness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bloodwitness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bloodwitness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":158,"href":"https:\/\/www.bloodwitness.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions\/158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bloodwitness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bloodwitness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bloodwitness.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}